What to things can you never eat for breakfast?
Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
A window washer fell off a 100-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
I move without wings, between silken string.
I leave as you find, my substance behind.
What am I?
The exact same seven letters in the exact same order can fill in all the blanks in the following sentence and the sentence will make sense:
The _______ surgeon was _______ to do the surgery because he had _______ .
What are the seven letters?
There is valuable diamond inside of an empty wine bottle. The wine bottle is made of glass and has a cork sealing the top. You cannot break or damage the glass in any way. You are not allowed to take the cork out of the bottle.
If you can get the diamond out of the bottle, it is yours.
How do you get the diamond out without damaging the glass or removing the cork?
Mark went to a restaurant for dinner last night. When he received his check he paid with a hundred dollar bill.
When the waiter returned his change, Mark received one of every denomination of currency under one hundred dollars.
What was the total cost of Mark’s meal?
If 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, and 4 = 20.
What does 5 equal?
We can hurt without moving. We can poison without touching. We can bear the truth and lies. We are not to be judged by our size.
What are we?
How could the 22nd and the 24th president of the United States have the same parents when they were not brothers?
A horse is tied to a rope 9 meters long and the horse’s food is 17 meters away from the horse.
How does the horse reach the food?
Placed above, I make greater things small. Placed beside I make small things great. In matters that count, I always come first. Where others increase I keep them the same.
What am I?
A wealthy man had an important flight the next day. Early that morning his security guard tells the man not to take the plane because he just had a dream that the plane would crash. The security guard then leaves as it is the end of his shift.
The wealthy man took the advice of his security guard and traveled by train instead. Once he arrives at his destination, he learns the plane did in fact crash. He then fires his security guard.
Why did he fire the security guard?
A man leaves home jogging, he turns left, he turns left again, then he turns left one last time, as he is looking home he sees two masked men.
What is he doing?
You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time.
If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if you leave the chicken with the grain he will eat it.
How can you get all three across safely?
It is a Sunday morning and a man comes to find his wife dead.
The maid said she was cleaning the kitchen, the mailman said he was delivering mail, the nanny said he was teaching the kids, and the farmer said he was harvesting his crops.
Who done it?
A boy and the doctor are fishing. The boy is the doctor’s son, but the doctor is not the boy’s father.
Who is the doctor?
I do not speak unless spoken to, many have heard me but none have seen me.
What am I?
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
First, I threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside.
What did I eat?